Here are a few funy things i have read in bathrooms.
"Here i sit all broken hearted
Tried to [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] but only farted
Then one day i took a chance
Tried to fart and [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] my pants"

"If you tinkle and you sprinkle , be a sweety wipe the seaty".

"Why are you looking here? the joke is in your hand"

What other funny things have you read in the bathroom?