I really hate it when you order a burger and they give you a big long pickle wedge on the side only to find that it is not a pickle but a mere cucumber! Truely a menace to society such a blasphemous act is.
I really hate it when you order a burger and they give you a big long pickle wedge on the side only to find that it is not a pickle but a mere cucumber! Truely a menace to society such a blasphemous act is.
How so?Originally Posted by Croyles
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eest should have quit while he was ahead with pants.
The new topic is Greek Mythology. Who is your favorite god or goddess?
I like Apollo. ^
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Aires, god of war....just because.
I like Kung-Fu.
Apollo.
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
Mercury. I want shoes with wings on them but I refuse to drink "Red Bull".
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Someone wanta challenge me to chess?
I just finished Greek Mythology in english class
(Roman names = Greek names)
Jupiter = Zeus
Juno = Hera
Mercury = Hermes
Venus = Aprodite
Mars = Ares
Neptune = Poseidon
Pluto = Hades
Minerva = Athene
Apollo = Apollo
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I wear pants in bed and eat pickles on burgers, relish on hotdogs, and sweet pickles raw.
Jupiter = Zeus, god of thunder and lightning
Juno = Hera, goddess of . . . something
Mercury = Hermes, messenger god of speed
Venus = Aprodite, goddess of love
Mars = Ares, god of war
Neptune = Poseidon, god of the sea
Pluto = Hades, god of the underworld
Minerva = Athena, goddess of harmony (or something like that)
Phoebus = Apollo, god of the sun and fire
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Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Dionysus. He invented wine.
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<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us">Zero Wing</a>Originally Posted by Mercen-X
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Jesus
there was a picture here
Apollo's awesome! What's wrong with you?Originally Posted by Croyles
I like mythology, but don't know much about it, so I can't really say who's my fave.
well no one's gonna look in the pizza department of M & S cos M&S's pizzas suck![]()