Quote Originally Posted by Jebus
I do, but I tell stories more often.

Like the time when Dave Thomas flew to my house, and we flew off to Mars on a spaceship of rainbows, and gave hamburgers to the king of Mars, and we were made Dukes, and we reigned over our territories for thousands of years, bringing a time of happiness and unicorns to the Martian people.
HAHAHAHA...that is random....

Well, here is the story of how Bugglesworth's mother died...

One day, when Buglesworth was 2 years old, Bugglesworth and Mamaworth were going across a dirty old road, when they came to a bridge...they wanted to get to the other side because the grass was much greener. So Mamaworth went first, and suddenly, a car came speeding around the corner, just missing Mamaworth by half a metre. She looked back at the speeding car and shook her head. The she turnede around and a police car came speeding around, chasing the other car. The police car, which was being driven by Darth Vader, hit Mamaworth and she went flying through the air. Bugglesworth ran over to his mum as fast as he could, but it was too late...So he went back to the farm where his Papaworth was waiting for their return...It was a very sad day for both of them.

Later, I wil tell you the story of Papaworth and Bugglesworth passing away, and how Bugglesworth found me!