It's my favorite movie too. Almost my favorite book... not quite.
It's my favorite movie too. Almost my favorite book... not quite.
Welcome.
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Wake the hell up, Snoozer! lol
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
That's awesome. You can spank your boss. Is she like one of those corporate hotties I hear about? Also, I'm nominating you for Best Newbie! Stick around and join in the Ciddies fun. It's like the Oscars, except cooler.Originally Posted by SNOOZER
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
Well, hello there.
If I wasn't so conspicuous about everything going on, I'd actually say more, but infortunately the slice of cheese in my fridge is plotting an assassination attempt in ten minutes. I have to send in a purge team before that time. Est: time is five minutes. If this plan works I'll see you later. If it doesn't, remember this post and cherish it forever.
*goes off to face an uncertain future*
The itching sensation is a good thing.
something is strange...............
:shoot:
Nanaki:Eternal protector of the sheep and monkies.:shoot:
Some people get off on that, you knowSpanking, that is.
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<b>Welcome to EoFF. Don't forget to wipe.</b>
Eckt, less of the sick comments.
Welcome to EoFF SNOOZER. Hmmm, snoozing.. I like doing that!
*ZZZZZZZZZZZZzz*
I don't snore though... seriously.
OH NICE. xDDD Your story is not for the faint of heart. ^_^ But you have persevered, and here you aaaaaaare~! <3 WELCOME!
I feel certainly welcomed ^_^
Ciddies? Like the Oscars except cooler eh? Sounds like fun, I'm in.
The boss is quite the generic corporate hottie. We went to her house one day for an office party. Long story short, it was the best ice cream cake I've had.... and more *suggestively insconspicuous wink*
B-E-N-D-E-R BEEENNNDER! B-E-N-D-E-R BEEEENNNDER!
Awww, I'm late.
Welcome anyways.
Hi! Welcome to EoFF! You seem fairly weird, so you should fit in just fine.
I want ice-cream cake now...
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