Yes I am in fact a super newbie. One is born every 2 or 3 centuries. Here are my stats.

Name: SNOOZER
Class: Super Newbie
Level: 1 (Next Level in 50 EXP)
HP: 100/100
MP: 52/52

STR: 8
INT: 12
AGI: 10
DEX: 9
CON: 14
CHR: 6

Resitances:
Fire: 2%
Water: 30%
Earth: 4%
Wind: 13%

Weak against: Sleep

Skills:
Dance Machine - (MP cost 6) SNOOZER performs a very hip and far out dance. Non-elemental based. May cause confusion, paralyze, or stone.

Magic:
N/A