Uh yea I've been on here a couple of weeks but never did one of these and nobody knows who am (and it seems like the thing to do if your a newbie around here)
So GREETINGS ALL!!! I come in peace.
Uh yea I've been on here a couple of weeks but never did one of these and nobody knows who am (and it seems like the thing to do if your a newbie around here)
So GREETINGS ALL!!! I come in peace.
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Welcome!
Have fun and post lots.![]()
OMG I cant belivee u join! xD
Welcome to this wondrous place.![]()
I want to be immortal.
...They ALWAYS say that and then.......Originally Posted by fridaysong
*Pokes with stick*:twak:teehee
Dont eat me!![]()
Hello and welcome to EoFF.
Stay and spam lots.![]()
hi newbie welcome to the world of madness post loads of spam lol![]()
Hi, welcome to EoFF.
I'm sure I will pee myself in excitement everytime I see you post.
Welcome Not-So-New Newbie!![]()
That is a blatant lie. Oh wait, "I come in pieces." That sounds about right. Sing for me Joe Friday.Originally Posted by fridaysong
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
Believe it or not, you are the first person that has said that to me. Good to know.Originally Posted by Jellisaurus
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