Hello, SNOOZER here not doing what he's supposed to be doing at work. Instead I bring to you random facts about Vin Diesel. Facts told by me, meaning lies, but they are entertaining lies. So sit back and enjoy.

-Vin Diesel rejoins seperated siamese twins with his bare hands for his own ammusement.

-Vin Diesel doesn't care what you think of him.

-If you look in the mirror and say, “Vin Diesel” out loud three times, he will appear. Really. Try it. If he doesn’t appear, take it as a personal rejection. You must have done something very bad in Vin Diesel’s sight.

-Vin Diesel is so tall that his field of vision goes all the way around the world, and he can see his own ass.

-Vin Diesel can just walk in to Mordor.