Vin Diesel facts - http://www.4q.cc/vin/

[SNOOZER]

Hello, SNOOZER here not doing what he's supposed to be doing at work. Instead I bring to you random facts about Vin Diesel. Facts told by me, meaning lies, but they are entertaining lies. So sit back and enjoy.

-Vin Diesel rejoins seperated siamese twins with his bare hands for his own ammusement.

-Vin Diesel doesn't care what you think of him.

-If you look in the mirror and say, “Vin Diesel” out loud three times, he will appear. Really. Try it. If he doesn’t appear, take it as a personal rejection. You must have done something very bad in Vin Diesel’s sight.

-Vin Diesel is so tall that his field of vision goes all the way around the world, and he can see his own ass.

-Vin Diesel can just walk in to Mordor.

[DJZen]

Oh, I thought you were going to list ACTUAL facts, you know, such as:

-His real name is Mark Vincent
-He is bi-racial (black/Italian)
-He is a former breakdancer (hence the corny name)
-His phone number was on Paris Hilton's sidekick what got haxx0red

[Psychotic]

- Vin Diesel threw a no-hitter in Game 4 of the 1957 World Series.

- Vin Diesel single-handedly proved that Paul McCartney is, in fact, not dead. He did, however, kill anyone who believed or made mention of the rumour.

- If you stick a pencil in Vin Diesel's ear, it comes out sharpened.

- He starts his day by arguing with a bowl of green apples.

- He has the 2nd largest collection of trained Gerbils. The 1st largest is owned by Richard Gere.

[SNOOZER]

-Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of "Where's Waldo Now?". Not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe, he threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLS**T!" They're all wearing shoes!" He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been reffered to as Christmas.

[Rainecloud]

-Vin Diesel rejoins seperated siamese twins with his bare hands for his own ammusement.

Vin Diesel is a big fat liar.

[Jack]

-Vin Diesel recently acquired a sponsership with TEXACO Petrol compny to promote their new brand of extra-polluting Diesel. A Quote from the press conference.

"Texaco want to pollute the world with crap, and so do I!"

This drew a snigger from the journalists because it was true

"I think Texaco's diesel is the bomb. XXX is you will. I mean look at it, it's Pitch Black and it makes your car Fast And Furious!"

This drew no such laughter.

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A picture says a million words. For Vin Diesel is simply spells out "CRAP"

[DMKA]

He's one hot motha...there's one you forgot.



:<3:

Oh and his movies suck and the only reason anyone went to see them in the first place is because of his looks. There's another one.

[Captain Maxx Power]

- Vin Diesel currently owns all Diesel supplies into any U.N. countries.

- He is able to get water out of a stone by crushing it.

- He once also climbed to the top of Mount Everest using only his eyebrows to pull himself up and Samuel L Jackson behind him whiping him and reminding him of how much better an actor he is.

- Vin Diesel is a figment of our imaginations, and if we all ignored him he would dissapear in a puff of logic.

[SNOOZER]

-Vin Diesel actually invented windows, but Bill Gates took his idea when Vin wanted to call it Vindows.

-Vin Diesel's milk shakes does not quite bring all the boys to the yard, as he always adds an extra ingredient to his shakes.

-Vin Diesel's first acting role was as the voice of Mega Man in the early 90's Super Nintendo game. All of his lines were cut, much to his disdain.

-Dragon Ball Z is closely based on Vin Diesel's last piano recital.

-Vin Diesel is a hentai experiment gone horribly right.

[Meat Puppet]

I can kick Vin Diesel's ASS.

[SNOOZER]

-Vin Diesel keeps his head shaved in order to hide the fact that he is actually a member of a alien race of supreme warriors. When they reach the fullest of their powers, their hair turns bright yellow and spiky.

-Vin Diesel once saved a whale's life by giving it mouth-to-mouth resuscitation through its blowhole.

-Vin Diesel can eat a whole chocobo raw.

-Verne Troyer is the result of someone feeding Vin Diesel after midnight.

[KuRt]

Think about how horrifing it would have been in fast and furious when he drove with that cool wheelie car and when he was almost losing, he would have turned super saiyan form :O_O:

[Lindy]

-Vin Diesel can just walk in to Mordor.

The quote is "Vin Diesel can simply walk into Mordor", get it right.

Honestly, just copy it directly from the site :

http://www.4q.cc/vin/

"Vin Diesel starred with Hitler in a 1940 propaganda video designed to brainwash children in Madagascar. Two basketball players uncovered the long-lost tape in the 70s and published it under a new genre of music, rap."

[-N-]

Psy, you should submit yours to that site. Unless you already have. In either case, I haven't seen them come up yet, so git.

[Jebus]

Nothing wrong with posting the funnier ones.

Shortly after the Big Bang had occurred, Diesel sought out Ingvar Kamprad (the mastermind behind IKEA) and forged the great demons primitive models. Kamprad was infuriated and swore to fashion a model so fiendish in design that not even Vin himself would be able to assemble it. Shortly thereafter a cardboard box was delivered to Diesel's residence (which lay buried deep inside the sun itself). Smiling to himself, Diesel accepted the challenge, but was shocked to find that the model consisted only of a mountain of ore, an enormous quantity of wood, and a small plastic flap. A small note on the box let our protagonist know that the instructions came written in Braille, and were to be found on the inside of Gods bladder. Our hero went to work, and six days later he was finished. He stared in awe, as he realized that he had actually created the Pangaea. Blinded by anger, Kamprad attacked Diesel. The two demigods fought for an eternity. Finally, Diesel emerged victorious after ripping Greenland out of the Pangaea and hurling it at Kamprad. After this he made love to himself, spawning several overlords, and in the long run, created life as we know it.