In that case...
Vin Diesel created the word "hello". Up until that point, people greeted each other with the word "schpadoinkle".
Sound familiar, Jebus? Hmm?
In that case...
Vin Diesel created the word "hello". Up until that point, people greeted each other with the word "schpadoinkle".
Sound familiar, Jebus? Hmm?
- Resident Evil 4 is loosely based on the one time Vin Diesel forgot to eat his breakfast.
- Vin Diesel's shadow has a shadow. And its name is Keanu Reeves.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
Vin Diesel's mother used to pack him TWO Lunchables.
Vin Diesel once had a bolt-throwing contest against Zeus. It ended in a tie.
Vin Diesel once bet Satan a quarter that he could win a best 2 out of 3 Paper-Rock-Scissors match against the Prince of Darkness. After decisively winning the first two rounds, Vin was forced to give Satan a purple-nurple before he would cough up the 25 cents.
Nintendo's Super Mario Bros series is based on Vin Diesel's experiences during his stint as an Italian plumber. However, Vin Diesel gave up after his third time being told that the princess was, in yet another castle.
Vin Diesel once tried to write the word Vin on every pair of Diesel jeans in the world. He was stopped when he was told the story of Don Johnson's untimely death when he tried to write the word Don on every Howard Johnson in North America.
One day, Vin Diesel will stumble onto this webpage and read every single entry. Upon completion, the universe will cease to exist.
Good enough for now, although I can't get the other hilarious ones I had earlier. God, this is so frickin' addictive. >_<
Vin Diesel has a personal zoo deep below the Atlantic Ocean floor, populated by beasts and creatures he captured with his bare hands. He had it moved beneath the ocean because he was the only person who could look upon his prize trophy, Medusa, without turning into stone. Other creatures of note in his zoo are the devil's minion Azrael, Hades' former guard dog Cerberus, Batman, and an enchanted back-scratcher named Phylo.
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I put the URL in the thread title so Snoozer seems like less of a plagiarist.
oh man niceOriginally Posted by Agent Proto
using this forever
Vin Diesel coined the term "silent but deadly" when one of his farts took physical form and assassinated key political figures in the 12th century
EDIT: Most people don't know this, but the bible actually ends with Vin Diesel showing up at the crucifixion with a pair of Uzi's and kicking some Roman ass. Vin Diesel was all like, "Jesus, I totally saved you." Then, off on the horizon, a bunch of Romans show up riding dinosaurs led by Mecha Pontious Pilate. Jesus busts out this sweet ninja sword and says, "Now it's my turn to save you." Then Jesus and Vin Diesel run towards the Romans in slow motion. That's how the bible ends. It's a cliff-hanger. I can't wait for the sequel, "The Bible 2: Water...Into Blood".
EDIT2: Vin Diesel set us up the bomb.
Signature by rubah. I think.
It's where I got them from.Psy, you should submit yours to that site. Unless you already have. In either case, I haven't seen them come up yet, so git.
I noticed eventually, but didn't feel like correcting myself. It took a while to see any of those, though - there must be a ton of submissions to that thing.
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