School Stories

[Sweet Beloved]

Dude.
We got one teach that sucks. And you know what, she's not even a teacher! She's a colledge student from University of Kentucky to figure out a bit more about the school *When she was a kid, our school wasn't around* since she wants to teach there when she graduates. Well, one of our teachers had a baby a couple of weeks ago and she's not coming back for the rest of the year. and this girl, is horrible! NOBODY likes her, and when you try to be nice, she smarts off to you, like, you're tryin to butter her up! She says that "teachers shouldn't be your friends. and you shouldn't get along with them. you're supposed to NOT like them!" HA! She's like 25 and looks 45. And she's wierd too. I don't believe what she thinks is right. We've only got two more days of school before we pass and head on but, those days are gonna be like HECK!
I don't think i can take any flippin more of her insults.
So, pray for me.

[T-MaN]

One time, my professor called on me to answer a question, but at that time I was in a heavy state of daydreaming. The teach was calling me again and again, but I was just "phased-out". Eventually, the prof. got real mad and started yelling at me, but I didn't do anything at all seeing how I was daydreaming. He came right up to my face and started yelling at me to get out of the class, but I was dreaming so I didn't do anything. I eventually woke up to find a red-faced angry prof. looking down at me, and I knew I was dead.

I found out later on from my friends what happened while I was dreaming.

[JaytodaP]

#2 I should become a cook


Last year At lunch, we got the worst thing: Beef Nuggets. They were the worst things known to man. They tasted like total crap. So, I dumped a little bit of choco milk on my potatoes coz i got 50cents if I did. And that turned into milk on all of my food, which turned into Ice cream, BBQ sauce, Ktechup, Mustard, relish, gravy, taco sauce, popsicles, grapes, and A half eaten hamburger all over my Beef Nuggets. I didn't do any of it, my friends did but Im not gonna rat them out. When I went to throw it away, the tray broke through, and thats why we got in trouble. so I had to stay in for recess(i was in 5th grade) clean the tables. And stay after school and take out the garbage.



Also your stories dont have to be about a teach, they can just be a funny story that happened at school.

[escobert]

Every teacher loved me so much that I slept in every class. I saw no crazy things and heard no crazy things. I was too busy with my special sleep work