Right, so obviously The Spider People are on the move and because they hate me they've probably read my address from somewhere in Amanda's apartment and now they know where I live, right? Okay. So, normally, the thing to do would be to sleep with some sort of moisquito net covering thing, except what if the spider people emerge on the INSIDE AND THEN THEY ARE TRAPPED INSIDE WITH ME? And if I use some sort of bug repellant, surely this will just result in somehow bugs being slain and lying around in a convenient spider luring pile which will result in my doom!

I'M FREAKING OUT AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO HERE.

Maybe Jack Nicholson and Eest will show up to play loud music that will make The Spider People explode. Or Tommy Lee and Will Smith will turn up with heaps of ammo, and then do The Carlton Dance.

I don't know. I demand an escape plan, and also a troupe of bodyguards to make the spiders go away. Yes.