Me and a friend stopped by at a Denny's during our trip down to orlando. Our waitress was a stout somewhat intimidating looking woman, she looked like she was in her early to mid 30's. I was wearing a sweater with a Groundskeeper Willie Patch, appropriately enough the patch has Willie ripping off his shirt and the text around him read "GREASE ME UP WOMAN!!"

After the waitress have taken our orders she inquired what was written on my patch. With much enthusiasm I broadened my chest and looked at her while I exclaimed "GREASE ME UP WOMAN!" She merely raised an eyebrow and went about her way. My friend was clearly embarrased.

After we had finished our meal and recieved our bills, the woman brought with her a bowl of hot fudge sundae. I clearly did not order one, but she set it in front of me and winked.

Moral of the story: Groundskeeper Willie impressions can lead to free hot fudge sundae.