Things you have said to the opposite sex.

[Jack]

I regularly say things to my Girlfriend that could be considered by a outside party as very offensive. However, we do it as a joke because we both think the same thing "My God, why do you put up with me?"
I assure you. It's always done with a grin if joking.

Some examples?

Her- Why do you put up with me?
Me- Cause you're a cheap whore and a easy s**g
Her- Oh really? That's always nice to know Jack.

H-I'm going to the loo alright?
M-No it is not alright! If you leave right now I'm leaving you and I'm gonna sleep with your best friend.
H-That's exactly what I was thinking too. I'm already slept with your best friend too. Perhaps we can swap stories?

[Pure Strife]

Her: "Do me!"

Me: "Why?"

[Vyk]

"You sho' do gots a purdy mouth"

[fire_of_avalon]

I'd say at leasy 75% of the things I say to Matt and about 50% of the things I say to my male friends are evil, but I can't think of anything right now.

[Cruise Control]

To a friend who recently dyed her hair brown:

Oh my god you know, if you fell, why don't you just wash the mud out of your hair?

I'm such a frickin' idiot...Myabe that's why I have no girl-friend...

[Dixie]

Me: "Hi! what's your name?"
David: "David."
Me: "I like to eat weiners."
David: "................"
Me: "I MENT HOT DOGS! OH CRUD DON'T TAKE THAT THE WRONG-"
David: "You're sick." *leaves*
Me: *Smacks head*

That wasn't too long ago...I still feel stupid for saying "weiners."

[eestlinc]

"I'll always love music more than you"

[Shlup]

I only talk to deaf girls.

How would that effect your answer to the question?

[-N-]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[Shadow_Wolf 6354]

I only talk to deaf girls.

Congratulations. You've sucessfully managed to make me fall out of my chair laughing.

rofllam


^^^^^^it might smell like chloraform..........gimme a whiff*sniff*yep its chlora.........*plop*



you wont remember this encounter
:shoot:

[Vyk]

"Best pick-up line ever"

Bash

[Mitch]

I will always regret saying 'I think we are better off as friends' to a girl i liked. Lord knows why....

[Shlup]

I only talk to deaf girls.

Congratulations. You've sucessfully managed to make me fall out of my chair laughing.

rofllam


^^^^^^it might smell like chloraform..........gimme a whiff*sniff*yep its chlora.........*plop*



you wont remember this encounter
:shoot:

I don't get it! T_T

[Orestes]

"I hope you enjoy growing up."

*click*

[Bigangry]

Remeber to lift the seat before you pee.