Me:I love you so much Nick!
Him:What?My name is not Nick!!
Me:That's just a small detail,baby!^_^
Me:I love you so much Nick!
Him:What?My name is not Nick!!
Me:That's just a small detail,baby!^_^
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"People Always Lie" - House MD.
I SUCK.
^_^
Genius.Originally Posted by -N-
[center] I Painted My Own Mona Lisa
She's Fixed Everything
Now I'm Spoilt Beyond My Wildest Dreams [center]
Me: "Want to go to the movies?"
her: "You mean, like, on a date?"
Me: "Well, uh . . . yeah."
her: "I'm sorry. I have a boyfriend . . . in Louisiana."
Me: "I had a crush on you when we were kids."
her: "Oh?"
Me: "I also had a crush on Destiny at one point."
her: "What!?"
Me: "That guy's such a jerk. I swear I'll beat the crap out of the next guy who says that to you."
Me: "Bowling is pretty much the only sport I'm good at."
Me: "I want you back."
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
girlfriend is eating shots popcicle (its baisicaly dip and dots but in popcicle form and it comes in a tube) as she is trying to get the last of them out I say "suck thoses balls"
ps
i got hit in the face with a cup cake shortly after but we still goin out
Thomas A. Edison wrote:
There will one day spring from the brain of science a machine or force so fearful in its potentialities, so absolutely terrifying, that even man, the fighter, who will dare torture and death in order to inflict torture and death, will be appalled, and so abandon war forever.
Friday, "Can I have your number!?" lol.
[leeza]Sig is over the 50 kb filesize limit.[/leeza]
You know, my little sister can put her toes up her nose...
Money, power, sex... and elephants.
-- Capt. Simon Illyan, ImpSec
gross.......
you wont remember this encounter
:shoot:
Nanaki:Eternal protector of the sheep and monkies.:shoot:
One of my ex's told me she loved me and I replied "I love me too," (it was just a sex thing to be honest) and she misheard me and thought I said "I love you too," though that proved to work out more to my advantage than the former phrase.
"It doesn't go there."
my favorite quote from myself, while playing a game of baseball at school with my study hall class- this one girl wore amazingly short shorts.
"you may want to get longer shorts- I can see your thighs"...
"what'd you say?!"
"what.... its the truth..."
her- so i heard u met brandon (her new sudo boyfriend)
me- i sure did. if i were a girl id be all over that!
>>> "Mom, Im hungry.."
>> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..
"you're frickin gay...quit crying...c'mon let's go"
last day of school...hahaha
"Until you gain a pair of testicles, your opinion is invalid"
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