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    Default Things you have said to the opposite sex.

    What humorous things have you said to the opposite sex that may be construed as rude? I am more interested in hearing about what you have said to people who had the hotts for you.

    It was a while ago, but there was this obnoxious and loud girl who I found to be quite irritating, but man oh man, did she ever have the hotts for me. (I will never understand what it was that she found attractive about me...)

    Anyways, she would call me with the intent of conversing for hours on end about virtually nothing. One night she called me and she was complaining about how she never gets to see me and that she wants to hang out. She said something along the lines of "We never hang out. I want to see you." to which I responded "Well, you've seen me before... Why don't you just conjur up a mental image?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
    "You mean you're actually a girl?"


    I'm not very good at coming up with witty things on the spot, so I guess the best I've done is, "I don't like you."

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    this is going to be a bit rude...
    once when rather drunk i kinda hitch up with a hot friend of a friend. we proceeded to be....naughty in an alley way. we were unfortunatly interupted by a friend calling saying the taxi was there.....on the way to the taxi i said to him "next time i'm drunk we can try it agian!" i think he took it that i'd only do that with him if i was drunk!!
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    Once a girl who is a friend of mine asked me to complement a girl that was visiting the church I went to.

    !

    I don't just walk up to girls I don't know and complement them!!!! Apparently her boyfriend had recently broken up with her and she needed a guy to tell her she was pretty or something. I don't quite remember what I said to her but it was one of the most delibrate and unnatural complement of my life. Later she gave me her number.

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    I'm used to digging myself an early grave.

    Raine: 'You're not like all those other girls who dress up in skin-tight clothes and wear short skirts.'
    CS: 'You mean I wouldn't look nice in those clothes?'
    Raine: 'No! I didn't mean that, I meant that you, erm, well...'

    Raine: 'I do love you, you know!'
    CS: 'You mean you didn't think I knew you did?'
    Raine: 'Well, erm, I, erm...'

    Raine: 'I've always liked long hair.'
    CS: 'You mean you don't like my short hair?'
    Raine: 'Well, no! I mean, yes, of course! Well...'

    Pathetic.
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    I only talk to deaf girls.


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    Ex-bf: I'm video taping the holiday (just him and the boys) you know
    Me: Really? Well if you happen to tape a drunken orgy between you and your mates then you've so got to send it to me I haven't had a good jerk off in ages

    not surpringly he didn't talk to me for a while. I know! I'm an asshole! I didn't mean it at all it just slipped out

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    Me and a friend stopped by at a Denny's during our trip down to orlando. Our waitress was a stout somewhat intimidating looking woman, she looked like she was in her early to mid 30's. I was wearing a sweater with a Groundskeeper Willie Patch, appropriately enough the patch has Willie ripping off his shirt and the text around him read "GREASE ME UP WOMAN!!"

    After the waitress have taken our orders she inquired what was written on my patch. With much enthusiasm I broadened my chest and looked at her while I exclaimed "GREASE ME UP WOMAN!" She merely raised an eyebrow and went about her way. My friend was clearly embarrased.

    After we had finished our meal and recieved our bills, the woman brought with her a bowl of hot fudge sundae. I clearly did not order one, but she set it in front of me and winked.

    Moral of the story: Groundskeeper Willie impressions can lead to free hot fudge sundae.
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    Omg SNOOZER that was hilarious!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Levian
    I only talk to deaf girls.
    Congratulations. You've sucessfully managed to make me fall out of my chair laughing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rainecloud
    I'm used to digging myself an early grave.

    Raine: 'You're not like all those other girls who dress up in skin-tight clothes and wear short skirts.'
    CS: 'You mean I wouldn't look nice in those clothes?'
    Raine: 'No! I didn't mean that, I meant that you, erm, well...'

    Raine: 'I do love you, you know!'
    CS: 'You mean you didn't think I knew you did?'
    Raine: 'Well, erm, I, erm...'

    Raine: 'I've always liked long hair.'
    CS: 'You mean you don't like my short hair?'
    Raine: 'Well, no! I mean, yes, of course! Well...'

    Pathetic.
    Oh I love doing that to my boy

    Him: There's no one else out there like you.
    Me: >=O I'm a freak!?
    Him: No! It's a good thing, you're unique!
    Me: Unique is just another way to say you're too weird and different!
    Him: No really! I like you because you are...
    Me: WEIRD!?
    Him: Okay, you're like everyone else.
    Me: Omg... I... don't stand out?
    Him: You do stand out!!
    Me: So you're saying I'm weird again!
    Him: No!
    Me: *sob*


    Wat
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    John: *lifts shirt* *rubs nipple*

    Her: Ah! John! What the!? *quickly gets up and moves away from John, sits next to me*

    John: Yeah, I plucked my nipples today and I realy wanted to show them off...its a realy sensitive area you know.

    Her: O.O?

    Me: Yeah, it can hurt like hell when you pluck your wabbos too.

    Her: O.o *Gets up from next to me, sits about 5 yards away from the both of us*

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