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    Silent Emotion Rainecloud's Avatar
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    Sweet Zombie Jesus!

    I made this thread a year or so ago, and it received a good response, so...

    When people swear, they sometimes apologise and then replace the swear word with something similar and less offensive. For example, instead of saying 'S**t', you'd say 'Sugar'. Instead of saying 'Bastard', you'd say 'Barstool' or 'Basket'.

    Do any of you do this? If so, what do you say in place of the swear word?
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    Gosh damn it.

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    I say 'flip' instead of f**k

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    But it gets confusing calling people baskets. And telling people to eat my sugar isn't very offensive at all.

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    What the crap?

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    at work i say stuff like poo and sugar and heck. just because i'll loose my job if i swear.

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    I say "Oh, Snap" or "shoot" instead of "Oh, S**T".

    I say dang instead of damn most of the time.
    The itching sensation is a good thing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi
    Gosh damn it.
    Flipping heck, Kishi, don't give us that stuff! It's "Gosh darn it" and you know it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rainecloud
    I made this thread a year or so ago
    No, you made it a few hours ago!



    Erm... anyways... I sometimes say "cheese" instead of "SH*T."

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    Oh fu...ootball off you footballing cu...pboard.

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    we are all made of stars

    i'm kind of explicit.

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    I don't swear, so I've no need to replace swear words with other words, but I do call people silly heads.

    Smile and Be happy

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    I say flappy ay! instead of fking ay!

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    Of course we all know who in cahoots with zombie Jesus, don't we. Bwuahaha. O.o;

    I don't hold back from swearing. I probably should though. -nods-
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