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    I swear sometimes when im not home but when i am home i have to stop.
    I never use a replacement word though, ive really only heard my grandpa say son of a gun but thats pretty much it.

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    I don't usually replace my swear words, because its just feeble. Though I sometimes I use arsehole instead of a**hole...Sounds better imo

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    What the percy.
    then the usual, crap freak friggin', etc.

    My friend is fond of 'FOOT IT ALL TO HECK' and similar.


    oh, and YOU SON OF A SACK.

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    I don't swear often, but when I do I just use the regular words everyone (well, not everyone when I look at this thread) uses.

    Does this make me an outcast?

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    freakin, frickin, facehole, holy crap, everything is uncensored.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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