Oh my, yes! I'll create some sort of DEATH CLOCK!
^
Futurama quote.
lol had to say it.
Oh my, yes! I'll create some sort of DEATH CLOCK!
^
Futurama quote.
lol had to say it.
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Doug.Hamburger Earmuffs
A few things:
1. A machine that brainwashes everyone into becoming "thesaurus obsessed grammar nerds" so that no one will screw up their posts with misused words or sentence structural instability or even typos.
Also, any words that were made up on the fly and have no real definition would be discarded from the written and spoken language. Mwahaha.
2. A machine that will instantly vaporize all existing and future muderers.
3. The Elixer
4. The Phoenix Down
5. Bio-mechanical wings
6. A machine that makes all women (who ignored me) sexually obsessed with me. Then I'd tease them and walk away and ignore them. Vengeance is sweet. Plus, all girls who thought me only a friend would realize they want to wed me and bear my children and then I'd train my army of children to the end that they dominate the world for their own enjoyment while I live in paradise with my many, many wives.
7. Either a pill to cease all suffering of encroaching death or something that incites immortality. Actually, I feel that no one is deserving of immortality.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Yeah, until someone comes along and spears the panda and then uses its hide for blankets or furry rugs or something.Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
I see you're also concerned about world peace. I think your plan will be more effective than mine.
...What? =o I wouldn't do that. ^_^
Wat
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going
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wtf
rawr
Yeah, Pandas are awesome....
:mario::luigi:
LIKE USE MY CLOCK.
I would create a MONKAY!
Word/s.
I'd create a world where everyone is happy.
(WORLD PEACE HINT HINT)
All life begins with a Nu and ends with a Nu.
If it vaporizes future murderers, and it will vaporize people, it would have to vaporize itself before it even begins existing, thus rendering itself worthless.
... Did I just blow your mind?
One single invention? A remote control that could make anyone have orgasms from a distance. Man the fun I'd have with that!
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LOL @ Maxx. xD That would be so, so cruel.
*mind goes blank* Hmm, a machine that you could trap onto your back which gives you wings and you can fly with it. Yay! Flying! It will also give you the power to go into space without wearing a helmet because it would genrate a forcefield that would stop you from getting crushed! Also includes a variety of flashing lights and multicoloured buttons, windscreen wipers, not fully refundable. Warning: may be irritant, corrosive, toxic and flammable if exposed to stupidity.
...Damn i'm not allowed my own invention
Id build a time machine and become a god w00t.
but if its casual inventions then Id love something that could help me find stuff I lose.
I'd create something like that holo thing that that guy has in the 6th day
I would love to be happy, but unfortunately I'm too busy being awesome and kicking your ass at everything
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