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    Default Oh my, yes! I'll create some sort of DEATH CLOCK!

    Creative minds required.

    If you had the money and ability to invent any machine of your choice, what would it be? And, more importantly, what would it do?

    I'd create some sort of Star Trek-esque Holodeck. Imagine the possibilities!

    And yourself?
    "As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
    uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"

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    The Cokoocajoobox. It would transfer vast amounts of porn and stolen music from person to person.

    Wait...
    I like Kung-Fu.

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    i'd make a machine that made everyone happy and prancy for a day! xD the world filled with PINK!!! and LOVE!!!
    yeay! *dances*

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    Quote Originally Posted by boris no no
    i'd make a machine that made everyone happy and prancy for a day! xD the world filled with PINK!!! and LOVE!!!
    yeay! *dances*
    Can I pre-order one!!?!?!?! ^_^ They'll sell like...er..hot cakes, they will! Which makes me wonder...why do hot cakes sell like hot cakes anyways?!
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resha
    Quote Originally Posted by boris no no
    i'd make a machine that made everyone happy and prancy for a day! xD the world filled with PINK!!! and LOVE!!!
    yeay! *dances*
    Can I pre-order one!!?!?!?! ^_^ They'll sell like...er..hot cakes, they will! Which makes me wonder...why do hot cakes sell like hot cakes anyways?!
    xD yeay! but the key ingredient is the essence of resh because you're always soooo happppieeeee! xD *huggles*

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    I want one, too

    I'll create a machine that makes hot, obediant, sweet boys ^_~ Then I'll go on a rampage and kill all men. Mmm....

    Maybe not.


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    "As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
    uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"

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    You'd create a 404 error? LOL!
    I like Kung-Fu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resha
    Quote Originally Posted by boris no no
    i'd make a machine that made everyone happy and prancy for a day! xD the world filled with PINK!!! and LOVE!!!
    yeay! *dances*
    Can I pre-order one!!?!?!?! ^_^ They'll sell like...er..hot cakes, they will! Which makes me wonder...why do hot cakes sell like hot cakes anyways?!
    Because they are hot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMKA
    You'd create a 404 error? LOL!
    Works for me, son. Perhaps you're not clicking hard enough.
    "As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
    uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"

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    I'd invent a teleport machine. Damn I hate Italian trains.

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    I'd invent a machine that produces vast amounts of clean, renewable energy.

    ... What, too boring? Okay, it makes its energy out of... cheetos. And mongooses.

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    You smurf with mongooses, I'll smurf you up so hard. BWA! :MEGAGLARE:

    I'd invent nanosurgery robots that would replace conventional surgery and can be directed to heal any wound in my body, cure any disease, or augment any physical or mental abilities. Then I'd be superhuman. Oh wait, I'm already working on making that a reality.

    In that case, I'd go with a teleportation thing. Or a rad flying car.

    Or better yet, I'll make a random Vin Diesel Fact Generator.

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    I'd create a time machine. So whenever I made a mistake, I could just go back and change it. :rolleyes2

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