Hello.
I've been here forever. They call me Grandpa around here.
Hello.
I've been here forever. They call me Grandpa around here.
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Welcome to EoFF
Hope you enjoy your days ofinsanityfun here
We're allevillovely really xD arn't we you lot?
I'll figure it out later...
Hello. (For the second time?) :rolleyes2
Hello.
I've never been here. They call me Grandpa around here.
Welcome! Another Newbie! Yay! *huggles*
Waitaminute, I already posted in this topic and it's gone. Where'd the other one go? *dies* Hello ^_~
Wat
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wtf
rawr
shes special, she gets two. let us eat this one together!Originally Posted by Monkey
*eats!*
Trust No one
Hello and Welcome!*bites newbie*Oooo you taste good YUM
The newb can't be yours!!!Hello and Welcome!*bites newbie*Oooo you taste good YUM
I already stamped it twice!*gets defensive*
The itching sensation is a good thing.
Hey I'm new too, how.s it goin ?
*in a deep sexy voice* You can be my friend. Hi! I'm still new only two months ago I started so you and me can go out to eat and talk about Eyes on FF. I have ice cream and cake. *hands newbie cake* whoops *drops ice cream in newbie's lap*
Hey I already posted in ur other thread. But anyway *knock My name is...something..? and smittenkitten to the ground, grabs *iloveme06*, and pulls out a hairdryer* Back off the newbie's mine!!! *gives newbie a kiss on the cheek* Ohhhh!!! Mine! Mine! Miiinnnneeeee!!!!!!!!
She can't be yours!!!
She has two stamps on her forehead already!!
She belongs to me!
*takes noob back*
*Snatches noob back* I claim her 1-2-3 Mine!!!!! Who cares about a stupid, yes stupid stamp!? *wets towel and scrubs stamp off* Back off she's mine!!!!!
Hello, Have fun.
Smile and Be happy
dewyulighkjinjabred?
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
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