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    Grin "Hey There Mister! Wanna Rent My Lucious Children For A Few Bucks?"

    http://www.rentmyson.com/

    http://rentmydaughter.com/

    I saw a link to the second one on some other board just randomly placed...and apparently their real. o__________o

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    Certainly nothing wrong with that.

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    Rent them out to do what? Wait nevermind, don't answer that.

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    Pedophiles around the world are rejoicing.

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    there are many crazy people on the damn world.

    is there anibody out there?

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    Are-are you serious?

    Actually, I'm not really all that surpised.

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    That is just wrong.

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    And of COURSE the banner has some sexy young high schooler in a belly shirt and freaking mini skirt. What the heck? x_x;;; *Feels dirty and dies* T_T



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    Quote Originally Posted by Starry Relm
    That is just wrong.
    uhhhh.. What she said lol O_o

    I cannot believe there is actually a site for this.. I mean rent my kid for WHAT first of all?! My flesh and blood is not "rentable" in any sense of the word. If they want to work, that's great, I'm all for it. If that's the case, they can work PT at my store. Or maybe cutting the grass or some other household task.

    Ive seen 9 years old listed, and the legal age to "work" is 14. Kinda fishy to me..

    Plus can anyone imagine saying "Oh Im gonna send you to somewhere for the weekend with some work on the weekend website" to thier child?!

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    Hold on, what is HAPPENING to these children?!

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    They don't EVER say what it's for, but I think that's pretty obvious.

    Disgusting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the FAQ
    <b><i>Is it legal to employ children under the age of 16? </b></i>
    YES - Our lawyers have gone over our service contracts with a fine-toothed comb. We have worked with the Department of Labor to be sure we are operating within legal guidelines. The Fair Labor Standards Act's (FLSA) minimum age requirements do not apply to minors employed by their parents, or by a person acting as their guardian. For tax and employment purposes, ChildNet Services enters into a service agreement with the parents of the child: the parents will receive compensation for hours logged by their child and technically speaking the child will then be “employed” by their parents.

    <b><i>How can I be sure my child is safe? </b></i>
    In most cases it is possible to visit with the clients before any transaction takes place. We also work with local and state governments to cross-check our clients with sex offender and felon lists. Most of the events your child will participate in are supervised and many of our clients are frequent clients who have a history of incident-free business.
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    I recently used your services and am VERY impressed! The girl was professional and her parents were a great help too. I had a compamy picnic and was trying to impress a female coworker. I said I was watching my sister's kid and really poured on the sensitivity. Let's just say that last month we got engaged! Thanks RentMyDaughter!

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    I wish I saw this site on prom night.

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    This is very disturbing.
    ...really disturbing.
    The itching sensation is a good thing.


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