"Hey There Mister! Wanna Rent My Lucious Children For A Few Bucks?"

**Ashi** · 05-25-2005, 01:53 PM

Trying not to reject things that aren't familiar to me...

Maybe this is like the opposite of baby-sitting. Like child-less parents who want children but don't want them all the time could rent children and like act like they're their own. Or it could be like temporary adoption, you know, like the real parents don't have anyone to watch their kids and ... yeah.

Or we could look at it like some form of those dating websites except it's for younger kids and the parents know what's going on. Since client feedback shows they've been renting girls to make it look like their sons aren't date-less.

Still, the last use is kinda sad... what would you be teaching your son if you rent a girl to go out with him -_- that if you don't have friends you could just buy them?

**black orb** · 05-25-2005, 02:58 PM

>>> I have heard in north america working childrens and teengers are a pretty common thing to see.. so Im not impressed at all.
About the whole sexual/prostitution thing, well there is no proof of that, yet..

**Jess** · 05-25-2005, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by Orestes

Pedophiles around the world are rejoicing.

**Sphere** · 05-25-2005, 04:18 PM

Is this what the world's come to?

Disturbing, isn't it? O_o

**Levian** · 05-25-2005, 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I'm going to rent a thousand little girls and storm Congress with my new army.

HAIL GENERAL PSY!

Congress: D'arr, you got us! You foiled our plans for world domination, and we would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

**fire_of_avalon** · 05-25-2005, 05:33 PM

Psy and Levian make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, I'd like to rent twelve of each.

**Jojee** · 05-25-2005, 05:46 PM

Wow awesome! Can I put myself up for rent or am I too old?

**Levian** · 05-25-2005, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by Monkey

Wow awesome! Can I put myself up for rent or am I too old?

No, you're just too icky.

**theundeadhero** · 05-25-2005, 06:53 PM

Brian Mitchell - City of Industry, CA
I recently used your services and am VERY impressed! The girl was professional and her parents were a great help too. I had a compamy picnic and was trying to impress a female coworker. I said I was watching my sister's kid and really poured on the sensitivity. Let's just say that last month we got engaged! Thanks RentMyDaughter!

What happens when his wife finds out he doesn't have a niece?

I'm going to rent a thousand little girls and storm Congress with my new army.

HAIL GENERAL PSY!

JOINS PSY'S ARMY!

Wow awesome! Can I put myself up for rent or am I too old?

12 year olds are perfect for what I have in mind.

**Peegee** · 05-25-2005, 09:41 PM

I am in my senior year of high school. I am really good at making unattractive and overweight girls feel comfortable. I make a good prom date - I am in a band and have a lot of good stories and most people think I'm pretty funny.

This site is hilarious beyond belief. I don't understand why you people feel outraged though...a lot of dirty minded EoFFers perhaps?

**Necronopticous** · 05-25-2005, 09:50 PM

This is about as real as Manbeef was, that said, I think it's genius.

**Rye** · 05-25-2005, 10:04 PM

Oh no, I better delete my history, before my Dad finds that site. He'd rent me out and probably let the person keep me.

**Boosk** · 05-26-2005, 12:40 AM

sad....very very very sad....

**DMKA** · 05-26-2005, 06:57 AM

Originally Posted by Necronopticous

This is about as real as Manbeef was

QUIET YOU!

**Rainecloud** · 05-26-2005, 07:13 AM

I've never seen such an unusual website.

"Surely they can't get away with it" is what first pops into my head. I guess they can, though. :/

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