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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
    I'm going to rent a thousand little girls and storm Congress with my new army.

    HAIL GENERAL PSY!
    General Psy lacks vision, I'd overthrow him and take command of his all girl army and proceed to dominate the world. Mwahahahahahahahaha! HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    there was a picture here

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    how old do you got to be to put yourself up for rent


    jk

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    Y'know, I once seriously wondered where I could rent a kid.

    Seriously, one of my friends was coming back from two years in germany with very little communication between him, myself, and our other friends, and I wanted to get his reaction to the idea that we had all become fathers (instead of just one of us).
    Sig under construction.

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    It's fake though. I mean, the building is a Gov't office building, they registered the domains by proxy so as not to disclose names/addresses, they're not listed at the BBB, signing up doesn't work, and last, despite their claim, it's illegal.

    And then there is Death

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    Well there goes the point of that thread.
    I almost wish it was real, though--then Congress would have something to whine about instead of violence in videogames.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye
    Oh no, I better delete my history, before my Dad finds that site. He'd rent me out and probably let the person keep me.
    lmao

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    Thank God its fake -_-;;

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    :(

    I was soooooooo looking foward to owning a sweatshop.

    "Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip."
    By Sephiroths Clone

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    O_O
    No...flipping...way...
    Why are sites like that on the net?

    Tôi đói.

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    Why rent something you can make for free?

    I DO WHAT I WANT. YOU HAVE PROBLEM?

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    ya y anyway its more fun makeing it.......b cuz some kids want to b put up for rent
    Last edited by freak goth; 05-27-2005 at 06:07 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quina
    Why rent something you can make for free?
    Yeah, easy for the guys to say :rolleyes2


    Wat
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    going
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    wtf
    rawr

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkey
    Quote Originally Posted by Quina
    Why rent something you can make for free?
    Yeah, easy for the guys to say :rolleyes2
    I love being a guy.
    The itching sensation is a good thing.


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