'Ello! Welcome to the happiest place on Earth! *retard laughter*
EDIT: That should be a smiley...
'Ello! Welcome to the happiest place on Earth! *retard laughter*
EDIT: That should be a smiley...
Hiya! Welcome to EoFF!
Welcome.
!*18*! Nothing special about that number.
Mercenary X greets you. My hand is open. Put money in it. I'll be your bodyguard, your lecturer, you name it. I'll work to your benefit. Just don't ask me to draw anything or to make you a sig. I can't draw and I don't know the second thing about making a sig.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
themagicroundabout and theundeadhero should be a tag-team
I just thought I would edit this post for safe keeping.
Last edited by Meat Puppet; 07-10-2006 at 12:09 PM.
I should be abgry to you Redfield. I'm the one who is shearing ice creamOriginally Posted by Redfield
Hello newbie.. and welcome!
President Shinra is dead...
Cloud: "Only Sephiroth can use that sword."
"You sure?"
Cloud: "Of course. He uses it to shave his legs. Do you think anyone else will want to touch it after that?"
I shall interpret this in the way of "I want Jojo and I want to have her babies and I have a foot fetish n_n"
Wat
is
going
on
wtf
rawr
but what about psy jojo?? the poor boyI shall interpret this in the way of "I want Jojo and I want to have her babies and I have a foot fetish n_n"
hey and welcome!
do do do do do do dodod do do do do do dodo!
^^^^
magic roundabout theme! xD
now let us dance in the happy colourful world that has NO reference to drugs AT ALL!!
Trust No one
Yeah, er hi
I would love to be happy, but unfortunately I'm too busy being awesome and kicking your ass at everything
HI! ^_^
Hello there! Welcome to the EoFF!
Hi
So how about it? I need a tag team partner for my... Rodeo Performace!
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Hi! Welcome to EoFF, I like your username, I used to watch that on TV when I was ickle!
#29 always rox ur sox.
UNOFFICIAL KAMIKO WELCOME TIME!!!!
*bows and presents newb with the unofficial EoFF kimono and fan* Konnichiwa/Ohayo/Konbanwa, welcome to EoFF forums where every day is a... fun day!!?? *gives free dried seaweed and pocky sticks* Yayy!! Newbness! *blows noisemaker*
Tôi đói.
Hello! lol... i've only been here a week too... but everyone is great here
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