It's papery mostly.
PAPERY isn't a word!
There's a lot of buoks.
THAT'S BOOKS! B-O-O-K!
Shut up! A budweiser cup with pencils in it (i don't know why it's there).
That's a proper noun! CAPITALIZE IT!
Excuse me. *. . . kills with screwdriver*

Ahem. Lots of pens, a flashlight, strategy guides, clothes, my old PS2 that crapped out on me, a box with pictures, some unopened Anime DVDs, games, cd cases, a cd of Matchbox 20, GameInformer Mags, Software upload discs, did I mention the paper, a nerf football, a kiddy grade guitar, Big Rex (plastic Gorzira thing), there's a Chinese fan on my wall, a calendar scroll for last year, a furly flag for San Francisco, a tiny toy car (don't know what kind; it's upside down on the floor and I don't want to get up), boxes (I don't know why they're there) . . . OK, just junk.