Welcome!^_^
Welcome!^_^
"People Always Lie" - House MD.
Would u like some homemade lemon pound cake? *offers newbie slice of cake* Take some milk to wash that down. *hands newbie glass of milk* Do you want to go to a concert? *hands newbie Eminem concert tickets* You need someone to go with you. *hands newbie smittenkitten*
Hello, and welcome to EoFF.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
tra la la!!
i knew someone was breeding newbies somewhere!!
they've all broken free out of their cacoons!!
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hey and have fun!
xD
Trust No one
You never stood for me!Originally Posted by Old Manus
Howdy. All stand for ff fanatix! *stands*
By the way new person, I approve of your name. Can I adopt you?
"Howdy hoo Hello" to you too! Welcome to the Forum! *waves*
By the way Chris, your "welcome image" is awesome!
Welcome.
Hlelo fellow newbie, want a moogle? *offers a big fuzzy warm moogle*
Dance Macabre
Pretty! PRETTY!
Welcome to EoFF. Have fun posting here.
fan-a-tix: fan of ticksMercenary X greets you. Refer to Signature Service (most popular thread) in the Help Forum and you can ask the mods to adjust your sig for you.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Hello
The best way to avoid the Mods deleting your signature if it's too big is to never post. They'll never know that way
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Hey! Another noob!!!
*stamps forehead*
Welcome!!!
The itching sensation is a good thing.
*smacks with an NEWB fan* Welcome to you from me, to me from you...um....Have fun!
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