Things you have said to the opposite sex.

[nik0tine]

What humorous things have you said to the opposite sex that may be construed as rude? I am more interested in hearing about what you have said to people who had the hotts for you.

It was a while ago, but there was this obnoxious and loud girl who I found to be quite irritating, but man oh man, did she ever have the hotts for me. (I will never understand what it was that she found attractive about me...)

Anyways, she would call me with the intent of conversing for hours on end about virtually nothing. One night she called me and she was complaining about how she never gets to see me and that she wants to hang out. She said something along the lines of "We never hang out. I want to see you." to which I responded "Well, you've seen me before... Why don't you just conjur up a mental image?"

Your turn.