Mercenary X greets the Storm-meister.
WARNING!: Do not call Leeza dude. She prefers Dudette.
Mercenary X greets the Storm-meister.
WARNING!: Do not call Leeza dude. She prefers Dudette.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
There's nothing better than a good ol' fashioned funny photo to welcome you to the EoFF community:
in myyyyyy day newbies wern't allowed. i had to stand for 15 hours in rat infested milk until they would let me in. now they have just anybody!! :rolleyes2 :rolleyes2
teehee welcome and have fun!
Trust No one
Why hello there :joey:
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Hi, welcome to EoFF.
Hi there Firestorm! Welcome to the EoFF!
hi welcom to the site. be careful this site has the abilaty to claim your soul . there is no excape once you have joined.
Oh, did I mention I'm awesome?
Hi & welcome...
I like your username
Enjoy your stay at EoFF
Hello
*Squishes the squishy moogle. Then squishes Squieeshy Reeshy*
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Hello
*Squishes the squishy moogle. Then squishes Squieeshy Beezly*
Welcome!!!
*stamps forehead*
There now then. Just show that to the blood thirsty lions over there and they'll show you how to get started.
The itching sensation is a good thing.
Welcome.
Would u like some homemade lemon pound cake? *offers newbie slice of cake* Take some milk to wash that down. *hands newbie glass of milk* Do you want to go to a concert? *hands newbie Eminem concert tickets* You need someone to go with you. *hands newbie smittenkitten*
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