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    Default Mr. T vs. AN ARMY OF GIANT ALLIGATORS

    Who would come out on top?

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    AN ARMY OF GIANT ALLIGATORS!
    BLASPHEMY!!!

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    MR.T uses SHUT UP FOOL in big voice
    Alligators run off
    MR.T GRABS THEIR TAIL THROWS THEM IN T VAN DRIVES IT INTO PLANE AND MR.T SAYS "I AINT GETTIN ON NO PLANE" MR.T JUMPS OFF
    MR.T LANDS TO SAFETY
    ALLIGATORS HAVE NO PILOT AND LAND IN THE HIMALAYAS

    MR.T WINS FOOL
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    in all fairness to Mr T, I think the alligators would tear him up.

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    Yeah, aligators rule and can bite...and savagely rip and madly mutilate, without a doubt, a whole gang of these vicious creatures would have devoured Mr T.

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    I'd like to see a giant alligator bite through his jewellery.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pure Strife
    I'd like to see a giant alligator bite through his jewellery.
    And that's what motivated Mr. T to win!

    On an unrelated note, if Bruce Lee was alive, he would be able to punch over the Sears Tower in a single strike.

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    Mr. T would strip for the alligators and they would all be drooling over his sexy body and then he'd probably kick them in the alligatorberries and run away.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sephex
    On an unrelated note, if Bruce Lee was alive, he would be able to punch over the Sears Tower in a single strike.
    If Al Gore was alive, he'd take out seven giraffes in a seven-on-one boxing match. And he is alive. So he will. You'll see! You'll all see!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
    Mr. T would strip for the alligators and they would all be drooling over his sexy body and then he'd probably kick them in the alligatorberries and run away!
    that is possibly the cutest thing psy has EVER said!
    xD xD xD xD
    Mr T would win, but only because he won knock them out with all that gold

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    Quote Originally Posted by boris no no
    that is possibly the cutest thing psy has EVER said!
    Are you trying to say those 'gators don't have berries? I mean, I can't say I've ever tried to look out of fear of losing my ears, but you seem like the kind of person who'd check 'em out, so I'll take your word for it...

    Poor 'gators.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
    Quote Originally Posted by boris no no
    that is possibly the cutest thing psy has EVER said!
    Are you trying to say those 'gators don't have berries? I mean, I can't say I've ever tried to look out of fear of losing my ears, but you seem like the kind of person who'd check 'em out, so I'll take your word for it...

    Poor 'gators.
    i didn't say they didn;t have any!! i just said that it was a cute thing to say
    you're just upset because you really actually like pink and fluffiness and you can never admit it

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    Quote Originally Posted by boris no no
    i didn't say they didn;t have any!! i just said that it was a cute thing to say
    you're just upset because you really actually like pink and fluffiness and you can never admit it
    LIES! YOU SAID THEY HAD NONE!

    And if I can't admit to it, how come I once had a pink fluffy bunny for an avatar and a pink custom title? Which, may I add, I did not remove - a certain Cid's Knight and a certain Administrator did! *glares at eestlinc and cl_out*

    BRING BACK MY PINK TITLE!

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    Mr. T once beat up 17 ninjas in an exploding boxing glove street brawl.

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    What is up with you people's obsession over Mr. T?

    I mean, I can understand vin diesel, because Vin Diesel is able to project his astral self beyond walls and doors in order to spy on his enemies.

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    I dont have a clue why people love him so. Perhaps Mr. T releases the inner gay in most men.

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