If YOU would go up against an army of giant alligator, would you live? >_>
If YOU would go up against an army of giant alligator, would you live? >_>
He's getting old. Unless the alligators are also old, he'd lose. Oh, and most alligators fire missiles out of their mouths these days so Mr. T is kind of at a disadvantage.
I PITY THE ALIGATORS, THAT TRY AND GO UP AGAINST MR T. this is how i see it happening.
The aligators send in one man at a time and mr T beats them out with his boxing gloves of death. then the ring leader will enter the ring. At this point mr T will stare into the crowd and look at the boss aligators wife and say "hey woman, why dont you come over to my house and see what a real man is like." Then the boss aligator will roar with rage and charge at mr T. But because of the lumbering slowness of this fat aligator mr T will have time to yell to the crown "I'ma woop his A$$." before proceding to beat the living daylights out of the aligator, focusing on his gatorberries alot. Then, at the end of the fight the aligator will stare beaten and bloodied face to the crowd and give a pitiful yell "AAAAADRIAAAAAAAN"
and that is how mr T beat the aligators
Peace out and :rock:
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Happy Gilmore would come out on top.
Mr. T would turn them into purses.
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No way, is that what he's been doing in the past ten years? My how the mighty have fallen...Originally Posted by theundeadhero
The itching sensation is a good thing.
Another thread for the Archives, no doubt.
(SPOILER)The Alligators would turn out to be Mr. T. fans, and would let him go after demanding several thousand autographs and a quick rendition of a few of his catch-phrases.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
Voilá. that´s it.
What's not to love about MR. T? *Points at my sig*
B-E-N-D-E-R BEEENNNDER! B-E-N-D-E-R BEEEENNNDER!
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