Quote Originally Posted by Kamiko
'I spit out my pacifier and you catch it before it drops on the ground and you have to wash it off, thus leaving me free to jump off the toilet and pee everywhere.'
And that's when you say "If binky touches the floor I'm taking it," and then you let him spit it out, and you take it. And he screams and cries, but he's learned the valuable lesson that his cousin is not his bitch.

Showing kids who's boss is one of my favorite things.