Quote Originally Posted by OdaiseGaelach
Ardal O'Hanlon (comedian) said once that the best way to smuggle drugs into a country is to stick them up a dog's arse and not your own. Because if the sniffer dogs at the airport became suspicious then their owners would think that they were just being frisky.
Darn smart for Father Dougal, but hey, just goes to show you never can tell...

By the way, this was very clever, but as was said there have probably been even better things which have failed because they were, well, better. xD