Is a dogs mouth cleaner than a humans mouth?

[Shoden]

Dog bites hurt depending where and how deep the bite is

Cats however arent good biters but they hurt when they scratch ive got so many scars and when they first happen they swell up

[Emerald Aeris]

Let's face it, the main concern with most wounds is bacteria, NOT gross smells or dirt, which is common in a dog's mouth. So all you "ew, dogs eat gross things and smell" people are wrong, that's no basis to say a dog bite is worse. No matter what the commercials say, brushing your teeth does NOT kill bacteria. Dog saliva DOES have antibacterial properties (enzymes) and since they drool, it does wash a lot of bacteria out... But they're still packed with bacteria. Dogs lick their wounds because they don't understand that an alcohol swab is better. :P So don't go looking for a dog next time you get cut. Human mouths contain, as said, human diseases, and we just plain have worse bacteria in our mouths. Usually they're fine when they're just in your mouth and not in the blood stream, but once in you can get lovely things like a flesh eating disease. Mmm.

So yes, kids, don't lick your cuts.

[Jojee]

I'd rather be bitten by frickin' Jojo than a stinking dog.

That's cos' you don't have a choice *gnaws*

Aw, I guess I should stop french kissing those pretty puppies next door then u_u

They aren't pretty puppies. It's me and Levie dressed up as part of our...ahem..."erotic roleplay"

Ewww, I wouldn't have believed it but it IS you and Lev... you guys are so convincing for the role even without pretending

...what the hell have you been smoking? I'd rather be bitten by a rabies infested dinosaur that could shoot lasers out of its nostrils than Jojo. Actually that'd be pretty damned awesome.

*points to Lev* He shoots laser out of his eyes and he's as smart as a dinosuar ^__^

Hmm, Jojo must've broken into my account. There's no way in hell I'd ever let Jojo bite me.
I'd rather be beheaded, twice.

I can take care of that

PS, I drool too, so my mouth should be pretty clean and bacteria-less, relatively, right!? Flesh eating disease, eww ;_o