Is a dogs mouth cleaner than a humans mouth?

[Jojee]

I'd rather be bitten by frickin' Jojo than a stinking dog.

That's cos' you don't have a choice *gnaws*

Aw, I guess I should stop french kissing those pretty puppies next door then u_u

They aren't pretty puppies. It's me and Levie dressed up as part of our...ahem..."erotic roleplay"

Ewww, I wouldn't have believed it but it IS you and Lev... you guys are so convincing for the role even without pretending

...what the hell have you been smoking? I'd rather be bitten by a rabies infested dinosaur that could shoot lasers out of its nostrils than Jojo. Actually that'd be pretty damned awesome.

*points to Lev* He shoots laser out of his eyes and he's as smart as a dinosuar ^__^

Hmm, Jojo must've broken into my account. There's no way in hell I'd ever let Jojo bite me.
I'd rather be beheaded, twice.

I can take care of that

PS, I drool too, so my mouth should be pretty clean and bacteria-less, relatively, right!? Flesh eating disease, eww ;_o