We're not alone

[SomethingBig]

I've seen it happen. Oh, you people won't believe me, but that'll just prove your ignorance. I know what I saw. I saw them. I saw them with my own eyes!

I big, heptagonal shape floated above my house, last night. Being the curious oaf that I am, I went onto my roof and inspected. What I found was a ship rougly the size of a local park. Neon pink lights lined the edges of this UFO. I couldn't help but to gaze in aw. Suddenly, the ship began to open and a platform began to descend. On this platform stood 6 tall figures which appeared to have 8 legs each and extremely short arms. They stared at me with small yellow eyes. I walked closer to the platform. As soon as they saw me move, I saw them; their deadliest traits. I saw their tails, each armed with a crescent blade at the tip. Then... BOOM! Their ship was hit by something from below. I was saved by earth's only defense: the Les Muete des Loupes, led by none other than the head cheese himself, Dr. Monoké Nokoleusis and his assistant, Steven Bash. They continued to pummel the UFO until it finally retreated.

I'll now take this time to describe who the Les Muete des Loupes is. They were formed no more than a decade ago because of rising UFO concerns. Founded by Thunderlips Cogan, the group began as an evil group that ran the governments of the world, called Mighty Intestinal Grating Hellspawn Yorkshire Mordics Aloof to the X-treme X-ite-u. Soon afterwards, Thunderlips' right-hand man, Steven Bash, created his own group, which is now known as Les Muete des Loupes, and hired Dr. Monoké Nokoleusis as the leader. Now, these two constantly combat eachother. While Les Muete des Loupes fights aliens, of course.

Anyway, afterwards, the Les Muete des Loupes jumped onto my roof and with extremely hairy hands and faces, tried to brainwash me. I pretended to be brainwashed, but those damn monkeys wouldn't know a brainwashed person when they saw one!

It's a conspiracy, I tell ya. The government should just let us in on all these crazy stories of theirs! As soon as I post this, my life will be in danger. So, praise me, thank me, love me, for I have opened your minds to the secrets of the government. Oh, and join the Les Muete des Loupes because the MIGHTY MAXX group members are jerks.

[T-MaN]

Interesting. I've had some close encounters with outer space species myself (They were in my dreams though, does that still count?).

[SomethingBig]

Did you see MIGHTY MAXX or Les Muete Des Loupes in your dreams? If not, you're cheating.

[theundeadhero]

When I was four I thought I saw a spaceship flying around the sky. My babysitter told me it was Santa Clause.

[-N-]

I'm not reading something that long.

[SomethingBig]

I'm not reading something that long.

Yes, you are! :yuck: You'll know the truth, or die.

[Shlup]

The government can't have secrets. The geeks would tell us. But the geeks don't tell us these things. The rednecks do. Damn rednecks and their drunken alien encounters.

[Maxico]

The crazy rednecks are the REAL aliens.

[Dreddz]

I dont believe

[The Anarchy Angel]

A seven sides shape going whoosh! through the air with blinking neon lights THE SIZE OF A PARK?! With little alium people? Sure you weren't playing your game an had a vivid dream? Sounds a bit fishy to me

[Resha]

QUICK! Someone call Francis Begbie! I think 4th density beings could provide some useful insight into this uncanny incident! >=0

[Silmaril]

Now UFOs will think us ill-mannered. But they might all ready.

[SomethingBig]

I think the members of Les Muetes des Loupes are fourth density beings. I also have reason to believe that none of you believe me. God DAMNS non-believers!

[The Anarchy Angel]

*pat pat* there there. It's just it all seems a bit fishy that's all!

[Peegee]

As a twelvfthe density being I can tlel you that you ware not seieng an alien or whatevar ayit is that you think you sayw.