Funny video game quotes/references?

[Rye]

Any funny video game references or quotes that you would like to share?

In Spiderman 2, I was infinitely pleased to find that an AYB quote was throw into it.

"Get to the theater rescue scene with Mysterio. Before you actually begin the rescuing, you and mysterio have a chat. During that chat, mysterio will clearly say "You have no chance to survive make your time" which is a reference to the "All your base" craze that swept the internet several years ago."

That was found here.

I just stared at the screen in awe for a few seconds, then I laughed hysterically, showed my brother, and went on to beat that level, which was extremely annoying.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Akuma from SVC Chaos: SNK Vs Capcom

"Defeating you takes less effort than slapping a baby... not that I'd ever do that".

This is by far the funniest and most unexepected video game quote ever.

[Polnareff]

Dan in Street Fighter Alpha 3:

"I hate the Art of Fighting, but I wanna be the King of Fighters!"

^Dan making a reference to SNK's Art of Fighting and King of Fighters series

Benimaru in King of Fighters '95:

"I've fought lambs that were tougher than you! How do I know? Well, uh...."

[Erdrick Holmes]

If you thought that was funny, you should see Dan's ending in SFA3. So funny you'd probably pee your pants.

[Aphelion]

I love this quote:

"I'm Italian. The only thing I'm afraid of is my mama when she's angry!" Beck, Front Mission 4

[Medi]

One of my favorite quotes from a video game is:
"You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee." one pirate insulting another in Curse of Monkey Island. Then the other pirate's comeback is: "I look that much like your fiancee?"

[Polnareff]

If you thought that was funny, you should see Dan's ending in SFA3. So funny you'd probably pee your pants.

I didn't think the quote was that funny, I just posted it because it made a reference to other game series =/

And yes, I've seen Dan's ending too many times to count. I thought the only slightly amusing part was when (SPOILER)Dan and Blanka kept rolling around in the Psycho Drive

Here's another one:

"What a tough. I think I used about 61.5% of my strength."

^That quote was slightly amusing because it was mistranslated. It was a quote that Laurence Blood said in Fatal Fury Special. There were plenty of bad translations in that game

[Madame Adequate]

Destroy All Humans! All of it. Quotes just don't do it justice, but;

"Quick! Roboprez is headed towards the big white building! No, the other big white building, you know, the one with the ugly tall guy with the beard, he's like Amish or something."

[MecaKane]

Language worning.
Even more language warning.
As well as just running around as a fat bastard with his shirt off, in San Andreas.

Also, Earthbound, and Mario RPG. <3

[The Time Assassin]

"God and the pigeons are one. Trust the pigeons."

Someone in Killer 7. <_<

[Rye]

Destroy All Humans! All of it. Quotes just don't do it justice, but;

"Quick! Roboprez is headed towards the big white building! No, the other big white building, you know, the one with the ugly tall guy with the beard, he's like Amish or something."

That game looks good, my Mom got it for him for his birthday coming up.

[Cloud No.9]

eat my laser eat it!! ts3 (with alot of other cool one liners and quotes)

[Yuffie514]

all of Tenchu 3's b-side language mode. the dialogue is all hysterical, especially this:

Tajima - you are in my dressing room you know.
Rikimaru - move or die, your choice.
Tajima - *cocks gun* i am going to stick/shove this up your ass!

[KuRt]

How could have people forgotten:

tellah: "You spoony bard!!!"

[KentaRawr!]

"Sit down and drink your god damn TEA!!!"-Cid