A few bad jokes

[Raven Nox]

Many of them I don't get or they're just to stupid they aren't funny...bad jokes can be funny, but only a couple actually are.

[Jojee]

hahaha XD

Okay, I'm easily amused.

[Agent Proto]

Here's a dirty joke.

The white horse fell in mud.

Now the clean joke.

The dirty horse took a bath.

[Meat Puppet]

oh okay
all mine then

[ZuZu]

im laughing my ass off because of yer signature, ZuZu.

Yea, where'd ya come up with that?

I found it and it was so funny that I wanted to use it as my signature.

[Old Manus]

There are two tomatoes. One says "Hello". The other says "HOLY [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] A TALKING TOMATO!"

[Francis Begbie]

What did paul say to john?

(SPOILER)Hello, my name is bob.

<!--What do you get when you put a knife in a baby?

(SPOILER)An erection

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

(SPOILER)So you can look into its eyes when you masturbate! -->[leeza]*snip*[/leeza]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

(SPOILER)Because the chicken lacks any reasoning or decision-making capabilities, it seems unlikely the chicken's action was spurred by any particular motivation.

The dead baby ones are funny cos they're true.

[leeza]Do not post that type of crap on this board. ~ Leeza[/leeza]

[boris no no]

GENIE JOKE
A man and a woman are crossing the desert. They find a lamp in the sand. The man rubs the lamp and nothing happens. Afterward, he feels a bit foolish.

Knock Knock

Whos there



You may now do as you please.

hahahaha pat sharp is awesome!
i did not like yours francis....a bit uncalled for....

[Old Manus]

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What do you get when you put a knife in a baby?

(SPOILER)An erection

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

(SPOILER)So you can look into its eyes when you masturbate!

-->[leeza]*snip*[/leeza]

[Triple T]

Here's a dirty joke.

The white horse fell in mud.

Now the clean joke.

The dirty horse took a bath.

The dirty horse took a bath with Bubbles.

Here's a nasty joke.

Bubbles is his neighbour.

[Francis Begbie]

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What do you get when you put a knife in a baby?

(SPOILER)An erection

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

(SPOILER)So you can look into its eyes when you masturbate!

-->[leeza]*snip*[/leeza]

Like I said, they're funny because they're true.

[boris no no]

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What do you get when you put a knife in a baby?

(SPOILER)An erection

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

(SPOILER)So you can look into its eyes when you masturbate!

-->[leeza]*snip*[/leeza]

Like I said, they're funny because they're true.

that just makes you sick

[FallenSilence]

I've got to agree there.

[Francis Begbie]

Thanks, I'll take it as a compliment.

[FallenSilence]

You really shouldn't.