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What the woman says:

Hey, this house is a mess, you and me are gonna start cleaning now. And what are your pants doing on the floor? You’re gonna be without clothes tomorrow if we don’t do the laundry right now!

And what the man hears...

HEY blah blah blah blah YOU AND ME blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah blah blah blah WITHOUT CLOTHES blah blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!