Quote Originally Posted by Francis Begbie
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What do you get when you put a knife in a baby?

(SPOILER)An erection

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

(SPOILER)So you can look into its eyes when you masturbate! -->[leeza]*snip*[/leeza]
Ah, nothing breaks the ice like a good pedophile joke.

….seriously though, seek help.