A few bad jokes

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There was a black man, white man, Chinese man. One day they were hit by a truck and they went to hell. The devil was waiting at the gate of hell. He said, "I have a test for each of you. I want you to put your penises in my hand and if the melt you have to work of rme forever. However ir it doesn't you can go to heaven." The white man went first. His penis melted. The devil said,"You have the task of washing my underwear." The Chinese man went and his penis was too small to go into the devil's hand. The devil said,"You have the task of washing my sheets." The black man went and his penis didn't melt. The devil stood there amazed and said, "Why doesn't your penis melt?" The black man smiled and said, "Melts in your mouth not in your hand."

(Not trying to be racist)

Momma jokes

Yo momma so fat when she went into the ocean the whales startd singing, "We Are Family"

Yo mooma so fat when she when outside with a yellow shirt on someone yelld out, "Hey,Taxi!"

Yo momma so dumb when she was told to act her own age she died.

Yo momma so dumb she thought Rush Limbaugh was a fast dance.

Yo momma so ugly when she when into a haunted house she came out with a job application.