Character: "Hmm this sword looks good."

Weapon Seller:"Yes it was made in the Grand Castle of this fine metropolis which is far more technologically advanced than any other town on earth."

Character: "Nah. I'll go to the run down farm town nearby and get one which has double the power after because that is where we are going next."

Weapon Seller: "Why are you going there?"

Character: "I don't know. It just happens to be in our path."

Weapon Seller: "That's handy."

Character: "Sure is. Just like when I walk around my team don't bother me by following me around so I can look at the top shelf in peace. They just speak inside my head or morph out of me when they have something to say."

Weapon Seller: "Cool."

Character: "Yeah. An - Wait. Why am I talking to you about this. You just sell weapons and say the same thing over and over, saying your weapons are the best even though I can find a better one in that handily placed chest nearby."

Weapon Seller: "But-"

Character: "Shut up."

Weapon Seller: "Shutting up."