• The Chosen One™ and his team of misfits versus the Evil Empire™
  • Need a Potion? Feel free to walk right in and rummage through my cupboards
  • What's this cleverly placed treasure chest doing here, who put it here, and how come no one else has opened it yet?
  • Uhm, why are you talking to me? Can't you see I'm brooding? Oh, maybe you hadn't noticed I was the main character


And I'm spent. I have a whole bunch of these written down somewhere.