Echo. Echo.
Everyone loves Kat Dam. Except me 'cause I've never played it. Everyone loves Kat Dam.
Mercenary X greets you.
Echo. Echo.
Everyone loves Kat Dam. Except me 'cause I've never played it. Everyone loves Kat Dam.
Mercenary X greets you.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Dang, you beat me!Originally Posted by ZuZu
oooh, more newbies! Me like!
To you I give a mint ice cream! Enjoy!
Oh well.
Welcome noobie!
Here you go!
*marks on forehead in permanent marker*
Tee-hee!
The itching sensation is a good thing.
I'm in your shoes. Nobody knows me. ;-; Boo hoo. But welcome nonetheless.
-Reles
Hi! I like newbies. I'm a newbie. You're a newbie! Hello newbie! Do you want some cheese?
No?
Go on, have some cheese! Cheese is good! Tasty! Have some cheese! Take the cheese! Please! Take the cheese! LOOK, WOULD YOU JUST TAKE THE DAMN CHEESE?
It's just CHEESE. It's not POISONED. It's NATURALLY that colour! Go on, have the cheese! Cheese is good! EAT THE CHEESE!
Fine. I know when I'm not wanted. Goodbye.
P.S. Welcome to the asylum.
Last edited by Spiffing Cheese; 06-04-2005 at 03:33 PM.
Welcome to the forums
Hello there, young one! Here, have a moogle, ignore that dagger its carrying it's only half sharp *hands over lead* don't ping the pom pom unless you wnat to get bitten... and i think that one's poisonous, squishing it too hard will result in a big mess because it'll explode. So don't squish or ping, got it? Enjoy your stay and your moogle! ^_~
Dance Macabre
I'm getting faster!!!Dang, you beat me!oooh, more newbies! Me like!
To you I give a mint ice cream! Enjoy!
Oh well.
Welcome noobie!
Here you go!
*marks on forehead in permanent marker*
Tee-hee!
President Shinra is dead...
Cloud: "Only Sephiroth can use that sword."
"You sure?"
Cloud: "Of course. He uses it to shave his legs. Do you think anyone else will want to touch it after that?"
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