I'm not a pyromaniac. All I did was set a crate of fireworks on fire, along with a box of M80s, and the time when dad fell asleep with his pipe in his mouth. I lit it and it fell out onto his private area and burn a hole in his favorite pants. Or the time I burned the dog's tail, or when I burned mom's roast beef by adding another 10 minutes to it when it had 1 minute left, or when I use the power of the sun's heat to burn ants, or when......I guess I am a pyromaniac. It is true.