Theres a little lephracan on my shoulder that tells me to burn things. Im gonna try napalm this 4th of July, because nothing says "USA all the way." quite like melting concrete.

In the 10th grade i collected all the excess alcohols that we had left over in class throughout the year. After we got graded for our final project i put it in the sink and added the alcohol's (mostly Isopropanol , but it had a few others) and i lit it on fire. The different chemicals made it burn colors, and i got in trouble for melting the sink (they shouldnt have had rubber/plastic around it, it shoulda been stainless steel), but i didnt have to pay so i never learned my lesson. Isnt life great!