Quote Originally Posted by Faris
Ashee, Ashley-poof, wacky Ashey, Fwris, weirdo, and Ashley-pie

Just randomly thought of except for "weirdo".

Edit: and "sexy pirate queen" ... I have to injure some one for that.
You forgot farts!

Okay, at work a lot of people used to call me Cliff or Clifford for no good reason, but that has died down quite a bit ever since certain people quit.