aaarrrrrrrrr! I wana be a pirate!!Originally Posted by theundeadhero
aaarrrrrrrrr! I wana be a pirate!!
Here I am to save the day!
my friends call me lunch box we all have nicknames, my friends are frik, frak, cupcake, sprinkles, toothpick, cherrio, and suitcase. we're in a clan called aah (american assholes)
everyone calls me tornado no one really knows who i am sept my friends well im very silent and when i get mad i can't stop. Everyone says I just need a girlfriend to talk to and keep my mind off things.
Cock Sucker
I refuse to explain how I got it. >_>
BTW- JOKE POST'D
I am known as The Psycho Kid with the Pencil, because I stabbed someone in the cheek with a pencil, and it came out the4 other cheek, then I laughed.
I also stabbed someone through the hand. But I'm nice now, I only stab with plastic spoons. The issues that made me that mad, have long since been resolved.
Leave some shards under the belly
Lay some grease inside my hand
It's a sentimental jury
And the makings of a good plan
You forgot farts!Ashee, Ashley-poof, wacky Ashey, Fwris, weirdo, and Ashley-pie
Just randomly thought ofexcept for "weirdo".
Edit: and "sexy pirate queen" ... I have to injure some one for that.
Okay, at work a lot of people used to call me Cliff or Clifford for no good reason, but that has died down quite a bit ever since certain people quit.
British, coz I have british accent, I was the Witch for a while coz I was gothic and I'm also Koranie, coz some guys wanted to call me that coz I don't seem portuguese!
Hmm, have I already posted in here? *Bops self on head*
Well anyway, some people call me J, Aidy or Aiden.
A lot of annoying people call me, Joe. I've been called Joey.
A cuz, Shan, calls me Joefess, because my cuz, Steps, couldn't pronounce my name when we were tots.
I've also frequently been called "dude" by family because we say dude a lot. Like, totally, bummer man, right. lol
My mom wants to call me Juice because she gets confused trying to say my name and thinking "dude" at the same time.
A guy named Bob calls me Breakdancer because I did a couple of cartwheel-looking things on the dance floor at his wedding. He doesn't know what breakdancing is. Don't tell him.
My godfather, Dave M, calls pretty much everyone "killer" or "crusher" when we're competing at something.
Skinny was popular back when I didn't eat much and didn't exercise.
Lazy has been popular for a looong time.
My mom has been calling me "baby" for the past few years. I don't remember if she called me that anytime before.
My dad calls me "snide," which I don't approve of.
I prefer Iri-baby call me "Mercy" opposed to all others.
I can't think of anything else at this time.
I like this one. Way to go Cass.
Guess I'm not your friend, I just call you Massacre 'cause I can't think of anything insulting. lol jk I don't insult people. I don't flame. I'm the nicest person on the planet with the exception of my cuz, Cherbear, and louby4_eva.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
*makes a note to call RSL cliff*
I get called 'Human Trashbin'.
Coz' i eat so much and whenever people see me im eating or moaning about being hungry
I cant help it! i have a fast.. matabalis- thingy!
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