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[Psychotic]

Goddamn you people, didn't your mothers ever read to you?

My mum used to read me a story called Bears in Pairs. It had lots of bears. Like bears with spots and bears with dots, and bears with hearts and bears with tarts, and bears in planes and bears in trains, and there were tall bears and short bears, and there were hairy bears and scary bears. And it had pictures of all of the bears! The scary bear was dressed as a ghost Anyway, the end of the book said "Hurry bears! Hurry to..." "Emily's tea party!" And you see some girl with all the bears having a tea party. Greatest book ever.