The Ciddies Prediction Party - Please vote before reading

[eestlinc]

1) Best Member
Psychotic - he finally comes out on top

2) Best Male
Del Murder - not the best member, but the best at being male!

3) Best Female
ShlupQuack - the best woman for the job

4) Best Administrator
Loony BoB - popular and a good admin too

5) Best Cid's Knight
RSL - if there is any justice

6) Best Site Staff
Samuraid - just the best

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Monkey - much more known as former staff than as staff

8) Best Veteran
Psychotic - lock of the ciddies

9) Best Regular
Quina - I have a feeling about this

10) Best Newbie
Lenna - seems like the best possibility

11) Nicest Member
Leeza - keep the streak

12) Evilest Member
Kawaii Ryûkishi - not evil but that doesn't matter

13) Sexiest Male
Bert - time is on his side

14) Sexiest Female
Iri Valentine - she seems made for this ciddie

15) Cutest Male
Loony BoB - chocobos are so cute

16) Cutest Female
Chaos - perhaps

17) Best Custom Rank
Old Manus - anagrams are great

18) Best Avatar
Yamaneko - God is on his side

19) Best Signature
Del Murder - stick with what works

20) Best Artist
Xander - I have no idea

21) Best Graphic Designer
Xander - I think so

22) Best Writer
Strider - not as underappreciated as he thinks

23) Best Poet
Jack - I have a feeling on this one too

24) Best Poster
The Captain - never a bad post, it seems

25) Best Spammer
Calliope - she won't win but she should

26) Best Chatter
fire_of_avalon - yep

27) Funniest Member
Not At All Reno - finally recognized last time, does even better this time

28) Weirdest Member
Chris - freaking weird

29) Horniest Member
ShlupQuack - there is no other possibility

30) Most Underrated Member
Hsu - does he stand out?

31) Most Missed Member
Baloki - strong favorite among powerful voting blocs

32) Most Helpful Gamer
Squall of SeeD - very respected gamer type

33) Most Helpful Techy
Samuraid - corners the market among people who need tech help

34) Most Helpful Member
cl_out - you can't spell helpful without cl_out

35) Cutest Couple
Lindy & Xander - don't you just want to hug them?

Most Likely To…

36) Become a Cid's Knight
Psychotic - wouldn't that be something?

37) Get Banned
Francis Begbie - pretty much

38) Be God
Cid - does Cid call his wife Shera?

39) Be Satan
Bert - now back to evil

40) Be Cid's Illegitimate Child
Joel - illegitimate

41) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Bert - absolutely

42) Murder someone for winning the Ciddie they wanted
Joel - wasn't this ciddie made for him?

43) Be a modwhore and get torn apart by an angry mob of pictchfork-wielding members for being a damned filthy modwhore because nobody likes a modwhore
Agent Proto - how ironic

44) Spend the rest of their life playing FFXI
Mikztsu - just the truth

45) Get hit by a bus
Joel - apparently many wish Joel would be hit by a bus

46) Be driving the bus
nik0tine - they call him the busdriver cuz he's taking you to school

47) Spend hours searching for the lyrics to The Cosby Show Theme Song
Chris - turns out the theme song is by Grace Jones

48) Be Fighter
Fighter - "we don't want a category with one obvious answer"

49) Be Black Mage
Black Mage - Vivi_ffix wasn't an option

50) Get Together
Monkey & Psychotic - it just seems right

[Strider]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who said I thought I was underappreciated?

[eestlinc]

Leeza

[Caspian]

People keep predicting Lenna and I have no idea who that is.

[Loony BoB]

People keep predicting Lenna and I have no idea who that is.

Check the ChatStats and you'll get a good idea where you can find her. She's more of a chat-goer than a forums-goer.

[Caspian]

I can't use chat though. Discrimination! Shenanigans!

[Shoeberto]

33) Most Helpful Techy
Samuraid - corners the market among people who need tech help

If he doesn't win this one then I declare that there is no justice in the world.

[Loony BoB]

33) Most Helpful Techy
Samuraid - corners the market among people who need tech help

If he doesn't win this one then I declare that there is no justice in the world.

I remember the Most Productive award that I just stopped putting up because people kept giving it to me when other people deserved it. Spatvark in particular.

[Lenna]

Me = Lenna formerly known as xlxRenoxlx . Lol I don't really post much in all the other forums like I did any more, mostly just all the Quote's / Riddles threads. Cus I'm such a Logical Person *grins* Plus I'm married to Resha, and other people ;o. *Hangs head in shame* although Resha's my number one priority! . *Thinks long and hard about who she'll predict wins then posts up later *..

[Samuraid]

It's good, but mine will be better than all of them combined. I am that confident in my own greatness. They should make a Ciddie for that too.

In other words, the "Most Likely to be The Great Yamaneko" ciddie.

[Takara]

According to these predictions, I'm not going to do well these Ciddies either. Go me! At least, I got to annoy people with animated gifs of Dancing BushHags.

And for the records, Iri, I'm quite female, thank you very much.

[Ko Ko]

Sorry. :skull2: I didn't mean it.
Bush hags are so androgynous.

[fire_of_avalon]

Zombie love slaves!

That, thus far, is the best thing to come out of this entire Ciddies mess.

[Lenna]

omg I love the dancing Bush Hags rofl they're soooo cool

[Yamaneko]

1) Best Member
<i>This will really be a battle between Del Murder, Loony BoB, and Psychotic. Even thinking that anyone else would win this just boggles the mind. The big three in terms of popularity. Each one brings something different to the table. In the end, though, like any good dictator, Psychotic will place enough fear into his people to make them vote for him, in a seemingly democratic process.</i>

Winner: Psychotic

2) Best Male
<i>Similar to Best Member, but I'm going to give the voters some credit and say that they won't vote Psychotic for this one also. In his place, The Captain will battle it out with Del Murder and Loony BoB. Loony BoB has been under the radar as of late, allowing other people to take the spotlight. One of these people is Del Murder, and he has already proven before that he's popular enough to win a lot of Ciddies.</i>

Winner: Del Murder

3) Best Female
<i>This one will be fought long and hard between Iri Valentine, ShlupQuack, and Monkey. If I know anything about awards show, and I don't, we don't often see new blood winning best actress. This assumption (which is false) will keep Iri Valentine out of the running. She put up a good fight, but ShlupQuack's, "I'll kick your ass if you don't vote for me", antics, and Monkey's bizarre relationship with Psychotic will win over the voting public. It will be decided on who has the better name. I've never been too fond of ShlupQuacks (they give me gas), so I'm going to have to go with the flea-infested, yet lovable Monkey.</i>

Winner: Monkey

4) Best Administrator
<i>Loony BoB will win this one for being the most recognizable name in the admin's list. Who's Daryl?</i>

Winner: Loony BoB

5) Best Cid's Knight
<i>Leeza will once again claim the title of Best Cid's Knight because she is older and wiser than the rest of us. eestlinc will be a contender because he is almost as old. Kawaii Ryûkishi will surely make it tough on them both since he is a robot, or something. Give me a break, I still have 45 more of these to do.</i>

Winner: Leeza

6) Best Site Staff
<i>This one's also easy. It will either be Flying Mullet or Samuraid. New voters, or voters who have kept track of the Site Staff forums will likely vote for Samuraid. Those voters who have been around longer, before Samuraid acquired 49% of EoFF, will vote for that guy in that picture where he's on the beach.</i>

Winner: Samuraid (because I've been told to say it)

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
<i>Agent Proto or Monkey will win this one. No one on staff will vote for Agent Proto because we're pissed at him for making those Feedback threads. And newer members, especially the female population will vote for Monkey.</i>

Winner: Monkey

8) Best Veteran
<i>Psychotic can't win this and Best Member, can he? No, he can't. That's why The Captain or Meat Puppet will win this one. The winner will be decided on who has the superior posting style. The Captain's, helpful, often ridiculously nice, posts vs. Meat Puppet's fusion of HOOTERS and Psychotic's weird posts.</i>

Winner: The Captain (he has a little bit of Dr Unne's humor, which is a plus)

9) Best Regular
<i>No contest, Iri Valentine. Who are these people? Well, maybe that crash or Quina guy/chick could possibly be competition, but I've stopped believing in miracles since 1980.</i>

Winner: Iri Valentine

10) Best Newbie
<i>No seriously, who are these people?</i>

Winner: Lenna (it's like Leeza, so she has to win)

11) Nicest Member
<i>Compared to The Captain and Leeza, the rest of the nominees are Lucifer's child. The Captain will win because Leeza has been mean to me lately. Also because she's Canadian.</i>

Winner: The Captain

12) Evilest Member
<i>Kawaii Ryûkishi, I don't know why. He's quite charming in Staff. Lindy could possibly put a dent in Kawaii Ryûkishi's plans for MB domination. After all, he hates Firefox, and if that's not evil, I'll start using IE again.</i>

Winner: Kawaii Ryûkishi (...)

13) Sexiest Male
<i>I'd like to say Sexy McAwesome, but I think he's been gone too long to be much of a threat. The final battle will be Psychotic vs. Loony BoB, and it will be determined by who's posted more pictures of themselves on the forums. Loony BoB will win. Did you see the twinkle in his eye?</i>

Winner: Loony BoB

14) Sexiest Female
<i>Iri Valentine. She's the new hot number. We're tired of the heroine look, we want something youthful. She's the new PSP. She might have a dead pixel here and there, but the next best thing to her is something you touch to make a plumber and his buddy giggle with delight.</i>

Winner: Iri Valentine

15) Cutest Male
<i>Oh, come on, who are you kidding? These next two awards are the same as the previous two. You can call it new and improved, but I'm still not losing any weight.</i>

Winner: DMKA (because people won't feel clean voting for Loony BoB again)

16) Cutest Female
<i>The gods are on Iri Valentine's side. That's not to say the God of the Fly Swatter, or the God of the Pants are not on Chaos' or Monkey's side, but man, I've just got a good feeling down there that Iri Valentine will win this one.</i>

Winner: Iri Valentine

17) Best Custom Rank
<i>Thanks a lot jerkoffs. Maybe if I ask an admin to color my title I'll get nominated too, hmm? Die, all of you.</i>

Winner: Psychotic

18) Best Avatar
<i>Most people don't know who Sonny is. They probably think it's another picture of Ben Stiller.</i>

Winner: Yamaneko (The God of Animated GIFs is on my side)

19) Best Signature
<i>I don't have signatures enabled (I leave sig editing to Leeza), but Del Murder promised me the number two spot for voting him on this one, after he takes out the Spam Queen.</i>

Winner: Del Murder


I'll do the other twenty-one once I finish my math homework, which consequently, didn't get started.