1) Best Member
<i>This will really be a battle between Del Murder, Loony BoB, and Psychotic. Even thinking that anyone else would win this just boggles the mind. The big three in terms of popularity. Each one brings something different to the table. In the end, though, like any good dictator, Psychotic will place enough fear into his people to make them vote for him, in a seemingly democratic process.</i>

Winner: Psychotic

2) Best Male
<i>Similar to Best Member, but I'm going to give the voters some credit and say that they won't vote Psychotic for this one also. In his place, The Captain will battle it out with Del Murder and Loony BoB. Loony BoB has been under the radar as of late, allowing other people to take the spotlight. One of these people is Del Murder, and he has already proven before that he's popular enough to win a lot of Ciddies.</i>

Winner: Del Murder

3) Best Female
<i>This one will be fought long and hard between Iri Valentine, ShlupQuack, and Monkey. If I know anything about awards show, and I don't, we don't often see new blood winning best actress. This assumption (which is false) will keep Iri Valentine out of the running. She put up a good fight, but ShlupQuack's, "I'll kick your ass if you don't vote for me", antics, and Monkey's bizarre relationship with Psychotic will win over the voting public. It will be decided on who has the better name. I've never been too fond of ShlupQuacks (they give me gas), so I'm going to have to go with the flea-infested, yet lovable Monkey.</i>

Winner: Monkey

4) Best Administrator
<i>Loony BoB will win this one for being the most recognizable name in the admin's list. Who's Daryl?</i>

Winner: Loony BoB

5) Best Cid's Knight
<i>Leeza will once again claim the title of Best Cid's Knight because she is older and wiser than the rest of us. eestlinc will be a contender because he is almost as old. Kawaii Ryűkishi will surely make it tough on them both since he is a robot, or something. Give me a break, I still have 45 more of these to do.</i>

Winner: Leeza

6) Best Site Staff
<i>This one's also easy. It will either be Flying Mullet or Samuraid. New voters, or voters who have kept track of the Site Staff forums will likely vote for Samuraid. Those voters who have been around longer, before Samuraid acquired 49% of EoFF, will vote for that guy in that picture where he's on the beach.</i>

Winner: Samuraid (because I've been told to say it)

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
<i>Agent Proto or Monkey will win this one. No one on staff will vote for Agent Proto because we're pissed at him for making those Feedback threads. And newer members, especially the female population will vote for Monkey.</i>

Winner: Monkey

8) Best Veteran
<i>Psychotic can't win this and Best Member, can he? No, he can't. That's why The Captain or Meat Puppet will win this one. The winner will be decided on who has the superior posting style. The Captain's, helpful, often ridiculously nice, posts vs. Meat Puppet's fusion of HOOTERS and Psychotic's weird posts.</i>

Winner: The Captain (he has a little bit of Dr Unne's humor, which is a plus)

9) Best Regular
<i>No contest, Iri Valentine. Who are these people? Well, maybe that crash or Quina guy/chick could possibly be competition, but I've stopped believing in miracles since 1980.</i>

Winner: Iri Valentine

10) Best Newbie
<i>No seriously, who are these people?</i>

Winner: Lenna (it's like Leeza, so she has to win)

11) Nicest Member
<i>Compared to The Captain and Leeza, the rest of the nominees are Lucifer's child. The Captain will win because Leeza has been mean to me lately. Also because she's Canadian.</i>

Winner: The Captain

12) Evilest Member
<i>Kawaii Ryűkishi, I don't know why. He's quite charming in Staff. Lindy could possibly put a dent in Kawaii Ryűkishi's plans for MB domination. After all, he hates Firefox, and if that's not evil, I'll start using IE again.</i>

Winner: Kawaii Ryűkishi (...)

13) Sexiest Male
<i>I'd like to say Sexy McAwesome, but I think he's been gone too long to be much of a threat. The final battle will be Psychotic vs. Loony BoB, and it will be determined by who's posted more pictures of themselves on the forums. Loony BoB will win. Did you see the twinkle in his eye?</i>

Winner: Loony BoB

14) Sexiest Female
<i>Iri Valentine. She's the new hot number. We're tired of the heroine look, we want something youthful. She's the new PSP. She might have a dead pixel here and there, but the next best thing to her is something you touch to make a plumber and his buddy giggle with delight.</i>

Winner: Iri Valentine

15) Cutest Male
<i>Oh, come on, who are you kidding? These next two awards are the same as the previous two. You can call it new and improved, but I'm still not losing any weight.</i>

Winner: DMKA (because people won't feel clean voting for Loony BoB again)

16) Cutest Female
<i>The gods are on Iri Valentine's side. That's not to say the God of the Fly Swatter, or the God of the Pants are not on Chaos' or Monkey's side, but man, I've just got a good feeling down there that Iri Valentine will win this one.</i>

Winner: Iri Valentine

17) Best Custom Rank
<i>Thanks a lot jerkoffs. Maybe if I ask an admin to color my title I'll get nominated too, hmm? Die, all of you.</i>

Winner: Psychotic

18) Best Avatar
<i>Most people don't know who Sonny is. They probably think it's another picture of Ben Stiller.</i>

Winner: Yamaneko (The God of Animated GIFs is on my side)

19) Best Signature
<i>I don't have signatures enabled (I leave sig editing to Leeza), but Del Murder promised me the number two spot for voting him on this one, after he takes out the Spam Queen.</i>

Winner: Del Murder


I'll do the other twenty-one once I finish my math homework, which consequently, didn't get started.